Everything you touch surely dies.
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Passive-aggressive roommate: Leaves a post-it note for you to clean your dishes.
Aggressively-passive roommate: Pins you up against the wall and asks if you want to go to Costco.
Conflict-Avoidant roommate: washes your dishes and stares at you
(via iwillmindfuckyou)Source: engage-with-zorp